Pennine Way Blog 3 – Days 12 to 14

The Purposeless Pennine Way, in which while trudging in enjoyable company, I duplicitously meditate on the downsides of companionship.

Something of a Philosophical Pennine Way. Practical Pennine Ways are also available, south to north and north to south.

Day Twelve – Greg’s Hut to Alston

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Waking up in Greg’s Hut, that green lump is my feet. In my sleeping bag, I mean, my feet hadn’t turned green. Not entirely. Shame nobody had anything to burn on that stove.

A light sleeper and a cold one, I’m unlikely to enjoy my best ever night in an unheated stone hut containing a snorer whose rhoncial reverberations had literally rattled our shared platform. On the upside, former occupants of our unpalatial shelter had kindly left not only porridge oats but, miraculously, golden syrup, so that was breakfast sorted. I was the first to leave, casting a concerned eye at the thick clouds swirling over and around a completely invisible Cross Fell and feeling sorry for the Norfolk siblings who, southbounders, would soon be heading for the summit. I’d given them my very best directions, so they’re probably still up there now.

I’m running out of expressions for ‘it started to rain really quite heavily, no, really, much heavier than normal in any sensible location’. But that’s what it now did. Absolutely hammered down. I slopped and sploshed down the Corpse Road, fossicking fluorspar and then finding to my dismay that presumably for the sake of the shooting the lower track had newly been ‘improved’ into something more like the Corpse Motorway, using incredible quantities of rolled stone.

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The Garrigill Corpse Motorway

The mist swirled around me, the rain battered onto and annoyingly through my tired waterproofs. It wasn’t altogether nice, but in happy compensation the southbounders had brought wonderful news – the pub at Garrigill had reopened! The thought of a pint and possibly even lunch was enough to reanimate even my cold, clammy corpse. Not only that, still smarting from the YHA’s sabotaging my Dufton Day Off and Dry-Out Decision, I’d exploited the surprisingly good phone signal at Greg’s to book a bed at Alston Hostel instead. This was going to be a nice short day, with a warm, dry end. Nonetheless, after the companionship of the hut I felt suddenly very alone.

When I’m not walking with my partner, a portable and congenial domesticity, my second best option to date has been to walk alone. Although I’ll chat superficially with anyone I’m shy of longer term interaction. Though I often feel painfully lonely on a trail it would be a big and difficult step for me to ask anyone to walk with me. As when any habitual outsider presses his nose to the bright window of others’ enjoyment, I’m intrigued, fascinated but also dismayed by the idea of a trail buddy. I’m afraid of my cognitive dissonance; others are rightly afraid of my Dad jokes and questionable hygiene.

At Greg’s it was entertaining to watch contrasting approaches to companionship, the Norfolk and the Sheffield, both of which, having lived in both places, I’m familiar with. The Norfolk siblings often walked apart; when the sister arrived she hadn’t seen her slower brother for several hours. Although affectionate and caring, they spoke to each other only on practical matters and were content to sit in calm silence, the natural mode of Norfolk natives – I should know, I live with one.

Sheffielders, in contrast, are in general among the most genuinely and generously conversational of the English, telling your their life story before they’ve known you ten minutes. Their expecting the same back can feel intrusive to more guarded folk. The Sheffield lads were inseparable, they often walked almost touching and kept up a continuous conversation, goodness knows what about, at a volume distracting to quieter walkers in their vicinity.

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First view of Garrigill from the Corpse Road, cloud starting to lift.

As someone lacking geocultural roots, a social chimera, I like a bit of both. My ideal trail buddy could deliver an hour’s meaningful conversation, then pause to examine wild flowers while I plodded on, contemplating the issues raised or other thoughts entirely. We might enjoy lunch together, then walk separately for the entire afternoon. When one fancied a shower and a hostel, it would be no problem if the other preferred to wild camp further up the trail.

In the old days this kind of loose buddydom would have been problematic, but now mobile phones make it entirely feasible. Nonetheless from watching more companionable walkers I fear many would find it unsatisfactory, even challenging.

I’m famous for abandoning companions I’ve tired of. I once impulsively clambered onto a random train pulling out of a Romanian border station in January, shouting to my bemused travelling buddy on the snowy platform below “I’m going to Vienna for a coffee, catch me up”. That was forty years ago, I haven’t seen him since.

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Garrigill Post Office looking a little bit League of Gentlemen, but at least still surviving.

It seemed a miracle to be back in the George and Dragon, so sadly abandoned on my last Pennine Way, especially as my anticipation had been heightened by having to wait forty minutes for it to open, at midday. Somehow the Sheffield lads turned up just as it opened, having also cunningly missed the worst of the rain.

There was a long story to tell but in brief it had been been rescued by a local chap who told me he’d somehow managed to buy the freehold, thank goodness. He had a lot of work to do but already his ale was excellent and his small menu of freshly-cooked food suited a hungry hiker. He’d also put back into service a few basic but good value BnB rooms.

While comically trying to discourage the fire from filling the room with smoke, he told me his parents had owned the pub when he was eighteen and employed him to run the bar. He’d been heartbroken when they had to sell it, and had told his then girlfriend ‘some day I’ll own this pub’. Girlfriends had come and gone, but now he owned his pub. I swear as he told me this tale his eyes moistened, although it may have just been the smoke. (Update 2020: Sadly I’ve heard that despite this chap’s efforts the pub is now closed again).

Full of improbable but excellent chicken goujons and homemade chips, not to mention ale, I strolled off down the pretty South Tyne.


The pretty South Tyne, as advertised.


Despite the heavy showers the river was amazingly low


A last distant view of Cross Fell, as you approach Alston. It always seems most unlikely that you were actually up there not so many hours ago.


Approaching Alston. The hostel is directly on the trail just past here.

Some hikers call this warm, friendly Alston Hostel expensive at £28 for BnB but not me. The bunks are comfy and the breakfast excellent; they thoughtfully try to put Wayfarers in quiet dorms and they have a proper drying room unlike a BnB that would cost you twice that. I refuse also to claim my YHA discount at this independent hostel, why wouldn’t I buy these kind, hard-working people a pint? I’d rather put £3 towards feeding the Red Squirrels, several of which I saw from the sitting room.

My roomie was a recently retired financial analyst, and if they don’t know good value who does? A summit bagger, he was hunting for a retirement home within easy reach of Scotland and The Lakes. I didn’t dare ask his budget, but with a house in Milton Keynes under offer he could probably have bought half of Alston.

Having washed everything I could while retaining enough dry fabric for a respectable visit to the Spar shop, I scampered there to buy for a lavish supper of reduced items, to be cooked back in the cosy hostel’s excellent kitchen.

By the drying room I was pleasantly surprised to see a familiar grinning face. Stepping off the train at Edale, ten long days previously, I’d encountered a determined- and well organised-looking young woman in hiking gear. Yes, she intended to walk the Pennine Way. Yes, the whole thing. Yes, by herself. Yes, camping (any more daft questions?) Her first night would be off trail but then her intended timescale would require her to overtake me. Every so often during the first week I found myself looking back, wondering where she might have got to.

You meet a lot of people trying to walk the Pennine Way, many of them overburdened and underprepared; many fail. By the time I got to Teesdale I’d started ruefully to suspect that she too might have fallen by the Wayside. That would have been disappointing, both for her sake and because from our five minutes’ conversation I’d for some reason convinced myself this was someone who would succeed. Hence I was disproportionately pleased to see JR walk into Alston Hostel, vindicating my judgement. Also because in our previous brief encounter I’d instantly warmed to her. We spent a happy hour reminiscing about our own very individual Pennine Ways, so far.

Talking with JR, I started to wonder, very tentatively, whether here might be a trail buddy I could tolerate, whether it might even be pleasant to walk a while with a young person who was not only understated, self-contained and interesting but could casually throw rather impressive asanas while chatting. To be on the safe side, I avoided the possible complications of companionship by getting up early and setting out alone the next morning.

Day Thirteen – Alston to Greenhead

Leaving Alston I passed one of the freakiest locations on the entire Pennine Way, a very strange wood full of fowls and small crosses, presumably graves. I couldn’t believe I’d never noticed this before, but I was repeatedly finding that as I now (mostly) knew my way up the trail and so didn’t have my nose buried in a map all the time, I was seeing completely new things at every turn. The Way was repaying repetition by giving me new gifts, although I wasn’t quite sure how I felt about this particular one.


Freaky, Beaky, Cockaleekie…

This happened again at Gilderdale Burn. I’ve been rude in a previous blog about the apparent nonexistence of ‘Isaac’s Tea Trail’, but here on the bridge was a sign I’d never noticed before. To be fair, the bridge had been refurbished since my last visit and one of the screws on the sign was suspiciously new.isaacs-tea-trail-pennine-way

Again, I’ve been rude about the uninspiring signage at Whitley Castle (Epiacum) but goodness me, here, unless I’ve just never noticed them, were smart new signs full of interest. I actually stood and read them, and then, would you believe, I was even seduced for the first time into entering the fort itself. Not least because the sign cunningly mentioned that I could get directly back onto the Pennine Way at the far end without retracing my steps.


Inside the fort a row of bright plastic bollards compromised my ability to ‘imagine I was a legionnaire’ which made me a bit cross. In this unreasonable frame of mind I enquired of two ladies who seemed to have something to do with them what they might be all about. A Victorian stone wall was being removed, the senior lady patiently explained, as it had been preventing visitors gaining a proper view and an holistic impression of the Roman site.

‘What does the Victorian Wall Preservation Society make of that?’ I enquired provocatively. Rather than getting defensive she smiled and engaged with me in the same mischievous vein. We ended up having an amiable discussion about rucksacks. The farmer was in a good mood too, I should think, since as the owner of the thousands of Victorian stones being removed he’d be turning a pretty penny flogging them to garden centres.

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Plasticated Epiacum

At Slaggyford there was still no Pennine Way sign at the vital turn-off, but drinking water was still kindly provided at Yew Tree Chapel. The former hot drinks sign on the house opposite had disappeared.

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Pixie bridge over Knar Burn, viaduct hidden behind.


Vintage waymarker just after Slaggyford

At Kirkhaugh the pretty little house I’d seen for sale two years ago and longed to own was finally occupied. Next to it a chap was standing in an alarmingly small stone pen, in close contact with three beautiful Swaledale rams. Their magnificent coiled horns were worryingly level with important parts of his anatomy. He explained he was grooming them for a show. “They look pretty calm about it”. “Just you wait til I pull a burr out of a fleece!” He told me the house had been for sale for nine years but had finally been bought by people from Dorset.

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My lunch was a Butter Pie, a delicacy I’d only previously seen in a chippie in Liverpool. Traditionally a Catholic Friday food, I was told via Facebook.

Above Knarsdale the Trail Pixies had provided another nice new ladder stile, the amount of refurbishment ongoing on this trail was very heartening. Further on past Burnstones there was a rather less useful ladder stile!

At Greenriggs the Trail Pixies had tamed the legendary swamp with flagstones! I could hardly believe it.

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As demonstrated by two men from Sheffield, the Greenriggs swamp has been tamed!

I felt a bit sad, another piece of conversational currency had gone for ever. Another small thrill diminished. Tell kids how bad the old Pennine Way was, they think you’re fibbing. Etc, etc, etc. Talking of conversation, at this point the Sheffield lads, late starters but fast walkers, caught me up. I was pleased to have a bit of company for a while although, duplicitously, I did at the same time find myself missing peace and quiet.

If the purpose of hiking in our wildest, emptiest places for a long, long time is to experience peace and space, why do so many who seek this experience then compromise it with vocalisation, often more or less continuous? Many ‘outdoor people’ must actually in their hearts abhor peace and space. Making great efforts to access it, they then fill it with words, and not even purposeful words.

I’m always up for an original observation, a considered opinion, a correction of my map-reading, delivered empathetically and sotto voce. So often on trails though what I hear is continual, intrusive verbalising for its own sake. Sometimes I literally hide behind rocks to avoid it. I’m a communication enthusiast – obviously, I write a blog – yet to me an excessive flow of words often obstructs other communication.

One of the most distinctive outcomes, purposes if you like, of walking and wild camping a very long trail in the hills alone is a sharpening of the animal senses that are attenuated by habitual lack of use. You re-learn to read the weather, to identify people at distance from their body language, to parse and predict aches and pains, to tell the rustle of heather in darkness from a goat eating your guy-rope. You learn to recognise when a fellow walker is reaching for something deep within their soul, not longing to hear about the film you saw last month. It takes peace, space and subtle stimulation for this enriched instinctual world slowly to unfold.

Wild, remote places, despite the absence of conventional distractions, are rich sensory environments. They’re especially rich in sound but also in the lack of it, in the so rarely encountered auditory negative space that can frame and highlight new constructs and connections in our minds.

Ethnomusicologist Steven Feld uses the term acoustemology to denote a union of acoustics and epistemology, an investigation of “the primacy of sound as a modality of knowing and being in the world”.  “Soundscapes”, he writes, “no less than landscapes, are not just physical exteriors, spatially surrounding or apart from human activity. Soundscapes are perceived and interpreted by human actors who attend to them as a way of making their place in and through the world.”

Long distance hilll walking has a distinctive, subtle acoustemology all its own. By importing our domestic soundscape onto a trail, or, even worse, importing somebody else’s soundscape via the dreaded headphones, we surely fail in the purpose of properly making our place in and through it.1 Not that we have a purpose.

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Heading up Hartleyburn Common where after the dry summer the trail was much more distinct than I’ve ever seen it.

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The important marker post has been replaced with a much higher-visibility model.

Black Hill was still reassuringly boggy, and with reassuring suddenness the weather turned foul up there. The Sheffield lads took the first obvious track down to the A69 rather than the official long detour. Typically, they got to Greenhead ages before me.

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The Trail Pixies have even rebuilt the Gap Shields causeway and replaced the fallen fingerpost. Good work, Trail Pixies!

It was ten past four when I reached the tea room, desperate for tea. They closed at four. Fortunately I looked sufficiently wet and pathetic for them to sympathetically sell me some tea anyway, and several cakes. When I ran a café I hated it when folk came in after closing time. Little did I know there was no need to buy tea at all! Once I’d accessed the hostel after putting my tent up on its small lawn I found there was free tea to be had inside it.

In fact camping at Greenhead Hostel is great value as you get to use not only the hostel’s showers but the huge common room and kitchen too. And, if you’re very lucky, and manage to look really pathetic, a nice lady fellow-hosteller will give you cherry pie and custard. Thank you!

The adjacent pub was quite convivial with me, the Sheffield Lads, the Cherry Pie Lady, the Antipodean Lesbians, the Mancunian Baggage Transferers (staying in pub luxury of course) and several other Wayfarers, although not JR who’d enigmatically vanished again. At Greenhead you only need to get into your tent to go to sleep, which was a good job too as it was pouring down yet again.

Many hikers proclaim that their purpose in walking is to acquire new companions. They seem to randomly pal up on trails or in the pubs along them then stay buddies for life, walking (and talking) together year after year. They even walk in groups, or hook up via Hiking Singles. Terrifying.

Wainwright famously claimed that no man ever sat on a summit and plotted murder but he’d obviously never climbed a hill with The Ramblers. Whenever I’ve walked in a group I’ve so rapidly tired of the blather and waffle that by lunchtime murder has been more on my mind than future friendship. A sly trip with a trekking pole on a steep descent, a subtle elbow over a cliff. It’s best not to pursue this line of thought when wild camping alone in the hills, especially if you’ve seen the film Sightseers. Actually, did I tell you about that film I saw, it was awesome…

It’s not just noise that can be problematic. A very long walk uniquely allows you to settle into your own natural rhythm, to let your body set its own pace, to sleep, wake and eat when it chooses. After a week of so of this, while you’re focusing on your breath, on the wind, the click of your poles, suddenly almost without noticing you can slip into a soul-nourishing meditation. For someone like me who can’t be bothered to meditate intentionally this is a startling experience; having to adapt to someone else’s rhythm tends to sabotage it.

Day Fourteen, Greenhead to Bellingham.

It had poured with rain all night; luckily my Trekkertent Stealth tent although prone to condensation is impeccably waterproof.


The Tipalt Burn was a roiling torrent.

The rain had stopped now though and the day looked set pretty fair. By the time I reached Walltown Crags the sun was on its way out.

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Quite a few Wayfarers sneakily camp here at Walltown Crags, where there’s lots of flat space and a useful loo. Camper vans are allowed to overnight, so why not?


More tent-friendly space at Walltown Crags

As I climbed higher the weather improved further and eventually it blossomed into a classic Hadrian’s Wall day. Finally after several visits I was able to take a few half-decent holiday snaps…


The highest point along the wall, with the proper North beckoning…

I got to Rapishaw Gap sooner than I expected in the benign conditions and stopped for lunch. Somehow the Sheffield lads, who’d left much later, appeared below me by some mysterious route. They stopped for lunch too.


Rapishaw Gap, with the Pennine Way finally heading away from the funky old wall. It’s all North from here…

Out of nowhere JR appeared above me, it was getting positively sociable up here. Kindly she joined me for lunch; I had a sandwich and cake from Greenhead, she had raw mange-tout peas and tomatoes. Perhaps cowed into unaccustomed sociality by the intimidating view of the Real North ahead, all four of us then set off together on a brief experiment in group hiking.

This didn’t work out. Different paces, different rhythms, different needs for conversation, or the lack of it. Amicably, what Gwyneth Paltrow might call conscious ungrouping occurred. I examined wild flowers. JR vapourised spookily into the trees. The Sheffielders forged ahead at their habitual high speed; the last JR and I saw of them they were heading off over the wrong hill in the wrong direction. Somehow they still got to Bellingham before us.


At the mysterious sheepfold in Wark Forest, during our brief experiment in sociable hiking.

For the next hour or so JR and I swapped places and paces, greeting each other politely. After a while I realised she was quite footsore and I resolved to maintain at least visual contact into Bellingham. She didn’t need me to, it just seemed friendly. We ended up walking together, more or less, and she was delightful company despite my leading her to where I’d forded a then very low Houxty Burn in June 2016. It was now completely impassable, we had to walk a dogleg to the bridge which I should have aimed directly for in the first place.


Wark Forest. The bit without forest, obviously.

I like to think my ecology background gives me added value as a Trail Buddy, so I cheerily misidentified several plants and on seeing a large bird with grey wings, black-tipped, disappearing up a burn I exclaimed excitedly  “oh wow, a Hen Harrier!” Pause. “It’s a Heron” said JR. “Oh. Er, yeah, so it is.”

We stopped for tea at the Horneystead pit stop, where I regaled JR with my theory of purposelessness. “Ah well,” she said, “at least you’ve HAD an interesting life”. At Linacres we realised we wouldn’t get to Bellingham until after dark and so had better book the campsite. I couldn’t work out how to make a phone call on my phone, something I never use it for. “You’re as bad as my Mum”, said JR, not unkindly.


Another of my favourite Pennine way houses

Approaching Bellingham it was pitch dark. I was pleased to realise I might actually be useful as I knew the way along the unlit riverside path to the campsite. I’d failed to appreciate that JR is of the next generation; she has unlimited mobile data and a total command of Google Maps, an app that routinely baffles me. Give the woman a smartphone, she can navigate the souks of Ouagadougou in a sandstorm. I tagged along, feeling old and redundant.

In the Cheviot Hotel, which does great food until late, thank goodness, I met an Outdoor Activities Instructor, strawberry blonde, compact and tidily built, I got the feeling all five feet nothing of her could wrestle me to the ground in an instant if I upset her. The latter was a bit of a worry because I’m afraid I get a bit snippy when I meet an OAI, despite their indisputably great work with urban youth, etc. I dislike my Outdoors being packaged and sold and I’m particularly resistant to off-the-peg, commercialised ‘Fun’.

‘Fun’ was the issue; having walked the Pennine Way from Kirk Yetholm she was so far most unimpressed. It wasn’t exciting, it wasn’t adventurous. It was just going for a walk, a waste of her valuable time.


Glowering atmospherics like these at Shitlington mast are run of the mill to an Outdoor Activities Instructor.

Selling the Pennine Way isn’t my job but I did offer a few aspects of my own satisfactory experience of walking it multiple times. She seemed unconvinced. The multiple times bit seemed particularly to surprise her. She strode off to her tent, leaving me drinking yet again with the ever-friendly Sheffielders, who I fear despite my multiple wayfaring credentials found me a bit nesh.

The next morning I was packing up my tent when the Outdoor Activities Instructor informed me, purposefully, that she was abandoning the unenjoyable and insufficiently thrilling Pennine Way in favour of ‘Fun’. Justification followed, unsolicited, in terms of belated compensation for suboptimal life experiences to date. “I’m due some Me-Time. I’m buying a cheap plane ticket to somewhere warm”. In other words, I thought, yet more shopping for temporary happiness. Again it isn’t my job to police other people’s choices so I confined my comments to “you’ll get sunburn”. “I NEVER get sunburn”.

JR stuck her head out of her tent, so I told her of this development. Immediately, emphatically and with her trademark grin she exclaimed “the Pennine Way isn’t SUPPOSED to be fun!” And that’s why in my head I’ll always be JR’s Trail Buddy, a cheap commitment as she doesn’t want or need one, and more to the point it’s overwhelmingly unlikely I’ll ever see my young friend again. That’s the fun of the Pennine Way for you.

1 Feld, Steven 2003. A Rainforest Acoustemology. In Bull, Michael & Back, L. (eds) The Auditory Culture Reader. Oxford: Berg pp. 223 – 239.


  1. My colleague, when told what I’d been up to in the holidays, remarked “why would you put yourself through that?”. The only one that gets it is the dog, who despite trying to run away when the dog panniers are held aloft, loves the long hours on the trail, eating whatever food is offered and sleeping under nylon in most weathers.

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    1. I can see where he’s coming from with the panniers thing 😉


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