Golden Rule of Gear – to get less, you have to pay more….

Savouring the slippery dissonance of liminality…

Part of the plan is to account for myself…

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There’ll be a massive carved gate, trumpets…

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A dodgy exploit verging on foolish…

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Any sensible Sirens would be elsewhere…

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It was distinctly wuthering up there…

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I packed up grumpily and stomped out into pitch darkness…

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You need to take a distracting interest in something…

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By halfway down I felt a fool…

Quite apart from the bog issue…

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My head told me to stop…

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A campsite for amphibians…

I tried to look artistic, hoping in vain for spare change…

He don’t much care for houseguests…

Nobody had said a thing, which was nice…

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I’ll keep quiet if you will, OK?

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I half expected to be awoken by Wildebeest…

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I wished him well, perhaps a little emotionally…

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So much for the ‘prevailing wind’ argument…